Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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