If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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