"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
