So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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