I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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