Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..