No, you can still breathe under the balls.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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