Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.