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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out

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  so is it as big as he says?

  (216): View more from Ohio

  he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit

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• (845): View more from New York

  Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.

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• (707): View more from California

  The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.

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• (914): View more from New York

  can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.

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• (805): View more from California

  Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.

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