Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car