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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.

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• (760): View more from California

  I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances

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• (607): View more from New York

  you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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  Thanks for the support, sis.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car

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