We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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