Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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