I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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