Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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