Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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