someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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