What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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