just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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