i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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