SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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