I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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