Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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