butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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