He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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