I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
