My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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