He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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