Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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