i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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