I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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