Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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