Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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