i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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