My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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