I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
why do cheetos always look like penises
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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