I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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