I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize