People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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