Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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