and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
