Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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