if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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