we're blogging at a bar
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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