I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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