This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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