We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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