You surviving the open bar?
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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