I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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