I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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