I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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