Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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