so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
