Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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