Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I have post one night stand depression
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