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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Are you drinking alone?

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  no, i'm watching house

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  That doesn't count.

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  wtf, then i'm always alone

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero

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  like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i need some food

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  Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?

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• (707): View more from California

  I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao

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