Sponge bath it is.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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