We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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