Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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