It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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