It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.