turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.