is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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